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So tumblr and my old ass email gripped me so ill reblog this to my new one ig.
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they look better at full resolution but here they are nonetheless…. 2 sphinx studies!
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Someone asked for more of Tweek and Craig. So here is a Valentines comic I guess.
His stitching is probably crazy and erratic. Then again, I find hand sewing calms my own anxiety.
And I think Java is the cutest name so there.
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Homestuck Retelling
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2KCthfMby ShojiScreen
Words: 4107, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: Homestuck
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
- Characters: John Egbert, Kanaya Maryam, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Vriska Serket
- Relationships: John Egbert/Rose Lalonde, John Egbert/Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert/Vriska Serket, Dave Strider/Jade Harley, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider, Jade Harley/Terezi Pyrope, Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
- Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Ashen Romance | Auspistice, Retelling, Ship change, SBURB, Romance, Eventual Romance, Eventual Smut, Canon Rewrite, Rewrite
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2KCthfM
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benefits of living with a witch
—you’ll always be safe because they will put tons of protection spells over you and the house.
—you will learn so much about nature from them, especially the moon.
—the house always smell good because of incense and essential oils.
—you will get to go to fun little pagan shops with them.
—you will gain a lot of insight into your life as they will always be doing tarot readings, rune readings, and analyzing your dreams.
—crystals. everywhere.
—plants. everywhere.
—a cat, probably.
—candles. everywhere.
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Normal Horoscope:
Aries: You are tearing yourself apart. This is fine actually. Reassembly is a good way to start over.
Taurus: Frantic bongo will signal the time to run like fuck this week.
Gemini: If times get tough, the stars say to retreat to your secret fortress on the moon.
Cancer: Start the worlds first broken robot baseball league.
Leo: You are the prince of skate. Mount your board and inherit your kingdom.
Virgo: This week you will hit your shin on a tree so hard you will shake approximately 8 dollars out of it.
Libra: Thunder Munch.
Scorpio: Summon your courage in attack position. You can do this.
Ophiuchus: One thing nobody ever tells you about law school is they give you a grappling hook.
Sagittarius: Even though you have a low GPA you can offset it by killing Simon Bolivar.
Capricorn: Your hoodie is not big enough. Share.
Aquarius: Keep your head above water friend. Unless you’re trying to get past something all sneaky like.
Pisces: Full Contact Wood Nymph Smackdown 2017.
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me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates
oh my god they were wombmates
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Too much internet today
Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.
BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?
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I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”
“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”
“What is hurricane tortilla?”
“vines for $600″
“back at it again at ______”
“what is krispy kreme”
“vines for 300”
“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”
“who is jared”
“vines for $400 alex”
“the precise amount of money that is not enough for chicken nuggets”
“what is 69 cents”
“Vines for $800 please”
“She won’t hesitate”
“Who is Rebbeca”
“Vines for $500″
“What the fuck is up?”
“Who is Kyle”
“Vines for $1000.”
“What can be purchased with Ghost Credit?”
“What is a Subaru.”
“Vines for $400”
“The distance apart that bros must chill in the hot tub”
“What is 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay”
